Aircraft Turbulence=Emergency Landing
June 16th, 2010 by Nearly The Bionic Woman
Yesterday, my last flight was supposed to be a deadhead flight from Atlanta to Cincinnati. Woo Hoo! What a great way to end a trip. Your still on the job but you are not “working” that flight. The flight on my trip was not until after 6:00 pm but we were there in time to take the 4:30 pm, so why not? I should have gotten the hint from Murphy when it was hard to get that reservation to happen and not just a quick call to scheduling. Noooooo. I wanted to get home earlier instead of hanging out in Atlanta waiting for the storms in Cincinnati to get worse.
So, I finally made it on board the aircraft (along with the other “working” crew members) and of course was sitting next to some crazy person. He supposedly used to work for the same airline as myself except in a ground position.
“I think we should tell the pilots that third piece down there is shaking“, he said.
“No, it’s made to do that and is fine“, I reply.
And, we wait. After more speculations on the delay and other insane stories from Mr. 18A, we learn that the there was a truck parked behind us and that’s why we had not moved.
“We would have never left a truck parked anywhere it wasn’t supposed to be“, comments Mr. Wonderful.
Thankfully we start to push back away from the gate. Unfortunately we didn’t get very far before we found out that there was a storm over the airfield and there was a ground delay of at least 20 minutes and we were about number 25 in line. No worries. I had my drawing pad and my computer so I was still happy. Next of course came the entire airport closing down to all take offs and landings. Still, no problem. We don’t want anyone getting hurt, right.
“There’s a plane taking off over there.There’s another one”. “Okay, that means we are number 23“, suggests Mr. 411.
Considering the fact that we were still not moving and no word from the pilots yet, I was a bit skeptical. It only took a few more minutes before the airport re-opened and we actually started to move. I tried to just plan out my kitchen on paper while waiting to get into the air and was doing quite well until the guy next to me proceeded to call his ride in Cincinnati and tell them that we would be taking off in 15 minutes and be in Cincinnati in an hour. Delusional?
Great. “Now you pissed off Murphy”! Little did I know that I was way more on tract than I thought. That is just a superstition, Isn’t it?
Since we were in the air and I only slept about three hours the night before, I closed my eyes to rest. A wave of lightness fell over me as I began to drift off into a well needed nap. Then, a large wave of lightness fell over me as I was lifted into the air when the aircraft began traveling through the storm clouds! I attempted to keep my eyes closed and ignore the turbulence but that didn’t last that long since it was getting rougher and rougher. The next thing that floated away was my purse. I wish that I could have gotten a picture of that. If only I knew since I had never seen such a site in my almost 13 years with the company. I did manage to get quite a few pictures of the amazing fury of clouds staring back at me from the other side of the windows.
So, What exactly constitutes “severe turbulence”? According to airliners.net, severe turbulence is turbulence that causes large abrupt changes in altitude/attitude:
1. In most cases, severe turbulence will be unanticipated
2. Unsecured items are tipped over or tossed about
3. Standing or walking is impossible without hold on to part of aircraft
4. Occupants are forced violently against seat belts
I cannot imagine that we would have been given that flight pattern or even allowed to take off at all if it was that type of turbulence was expected, which is why you should always wear your seat belts while you are seated just like we tell you. Luckily I did have mine on although at first it wasn’t very tight because I physically lifted out of my seat. I can only imagine if I were up and serving or didn’t have it on at all. It would be a blatant lie if I said that I wasn’t a little nervous. I’d also be lying if I said that after a prayer or two and the sight of those beautiful cumulonimbus clouds (my favorite) beckoned to be photographed and I was soon laughing out of both fear and delight. Usually nothing bothers me however, I felt like I wasn’t under control just sitting in the back. I noticed that a young girl a row back was crying and shaking with the activity tossing us about causing a vail of courage to drape over me like the courageous caregiver I hope I am as a flight attendant, so I gave her my boat speech. For the rest of the flight (along with sincere apologies for laughing while she was terrified), I talked with her and her parents about what was going on, the whys and hows and other situations. Anything to try and make her feel better.
The pilots were able to pull the aircraft through the storm and to calmer winds with anticipation of sunny skies the rest of the way to Cincinnati. With all due respect to the guy next to me and his hopes and optimism , I heard four chimes causing a feeling of doubt to once again entire my gut. First of all, when I hear 4 chimes, I think the worst and if it were not for the fact that I have heard this before on Mainline (Delta), I would have been terrified for sure! I just heard one of the flight attendants calling to the other one “Answer it”! My mind wonders if something was going to fall off!? No, nothing that drastic. Apparently one of the computer systems warned that the aircraft’s structure was flexed a little too much in the turbulence and it cannot go through any more rough air, which is exactly what would happen if we continued to Cincinnati to land. There is a chance that it could have been just a message from the aircraft’s computer system however, I am so glad that these pilots did not take that chance. The aircraft is made to have wings that flex since they are flying through the air, which can be quite strong. They are not made to intentionally go through severe winds though. Better safe than sorry.
Emergency landing in Lexington, KY!
The last few hundred feet until we land at the alternate airport was spent preparing just in case something out of the ordinary happened. I knew that we would be followed by emergency responses (firetrucks) so I warned the young girl behind me of it and assured her that it was only precautionary so that she didn’t panic. I didn’t expect the EMT and police to be in the parade as well. Although Mr. Optimist next to me was so sure that a threat had been called in, I found out that one of the pilots was injured during the turbulence.
Although no one else was hurt physically, I know of at least 4 people that would not be getting back onto a plane any time soon! I told you that guy made Murphy angry!
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(i.e.,Playhouse Square, Gateway District, Civic Center, Warehouse District and more), what if the Cincinnati Museum’s train station was used more efficiently and had a train that went out to/toward the airport? If it were also able to go up to Columbus and beyond, like I heard was a recent discussion, that could serve the traffic problem, right? I am sure that it would cost a pretty penny to complete however, how could so many other cities be wrong? I have been in two cities in less than a week that offer this transportation. I am sure that there are those who believe grid lock and smog are the better answer but they probably don’t drive it everyday.


