I have been reading on Twitter about the mobile food trucks here in Cincinnati (we’ve always called them “roach coaches” although I never really understood it since the ones I have tried were all really good) and really wanted to try the one called Cafe de Wheels. I can guarantee you that if the inside is anything like the outside, there won’t be any roaches!

The first thing that I noticed is the paint job. Immaculate and crisp, black paint with yellow and orange brush stroke letters showing some of the offerings as well as the email address, which of course you can use to place your order. What a brilliant idea! Email (toma@cafedewheels.com), text (5135605234) or phone (513-549-5246) in your order and pick it up. Could it be any easier? Follow them on Twitter to know where they’ll be hanging out.
Mom and I left my condo in OTR and headed toward Vine. I remembered seeing the truck parked somewhere, but where? We first went by the Senate and although the menu looked good and I plan to return, we were ready for a great sandwich or burger. So, we walked a little further down Vine toward Downtown and almost decided to go to the Coffee Emporium where I have eaten before and there it was. I couldn’t tell exactly if that was it from Central but it sure looked like it could be, a truck with an awning. We walked.
After a bit of deliberation, I ordered the Wheels Burger and my Mom, the Cuban Reuben. Sweet potato fries. I heard that we had to have the sweet potato fries. Bottled water.
Cute yellow metal tables with flower patterns sat in front on the sidewalk. While we waited, which was not long at all so feel free to go even if you have a quick lunch, we took a seat. Time to eat.
The burger was perfectly cooked, tender and juicy. The bun toasted and the onions caramelized. Sam, the woman that took our order, says they have the best onions and it’s definitely not just because she works there. Chef Michael calls it a balsamic onion marmalade. Paired with the “Mike’s spicy mayo”, it has a nice bite that’s not overpowering. I only ate half so that I could try the Reuben also.
When I first looked at the sandwich sitting in front of Mom, I have to admit that I wasn’t too impressed. White bread, although toasted and from Shadeau, is still just that. White bread. Isn’t a Reuben supposed to be on rye bread? One bite and I forgot all about the white bread, which is much better than anything you can get in the grocery store. Tender succulent roasted pulled pork with a “touch of sweet BBQ sauce”, balsamic onion marmalade, sauerkraut and swiss cheese on grilled bread (wheat is another choice). Amazing.
The sweet potato fries were wide and thin, crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. Some of them thin enough to be crispy throughout. And, quite popular. Every order that was placed while we were there included the wonderful orange strips of vegetables posing as a salty treat.
As we sat enjoying our meal, Mike asked if we would like to have a desert. At first we said thank you but no. How stupid is that!? I never say no to desert. Then the owner, Tom, asked us and said that the chef really wanted someone to try his deserts. They vary from day to day and are always fresh and homemade. Today was Key lime Pie. Served in little tin cups with whipped cream swirled on the top. I took the first bite feeling the creamy texture and delicate lime flavor permeate my senses. Smooth and like custard, made with Nelly and Joe’s key lime juice, I enjoyed the fact that it wasn’t too tart like the last time that I had key lime pie. “Have you tried the graham cracker crust”?, Mike asked. Oh my! My Mom described it as buttery sweet and I would have liked to have more of it. The two tastes combined was an explosion of flavor, which of course means that the one or two bites turned quickly into an empty container.
This is definitely the best food I have had from any type of restaurant on wheels and I must agree with Mr. Bob Schwartz who called it “The Best Thing I’ve Ever Ate in Cincinnati”.
